Cough Syrup Jorts Fit Guide Cost and Value

October 15, 2026 0 comments updatepro Categories Uncategorized

Double Cup Cargo Shorts: what is on the spec sheet

The Double Cup Cargo Shorts are the whole denim collection at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup right now, which currently holds exactly one product. Built from 14 oz denim, a mid-weight that holds a leg shape rather than collapsing, it carries a mid rise. A garment dye supplies the color, applied through what the brand calls a double dye process to mimic sun-fading, which means two pairs in the same colorway will not festival shorts be identical. The build details get specific: double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly, and a custom leather patch. A straight reference to the brand’s own cup motif is where the name comes from, carried over from the graphics into the pocket build. The size run goes by waist rather than by letter, and four colorways are listed, Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red. The figure sits at about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.

What sits on the shorts rail besides denim

Most alocs shorts searches actually end up in the much wider shorts offering around that single denim style, headline though denim is. The main tier sits at about $150 and includes the Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts, which run as a set of three variations on the same graphic idea. Next to them sit the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts, plus the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts from the same capsule, which was published to the store in July 2026. That price tier is rounded out by the Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts, and the sweat short is the obvious pairing for the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. Below that, the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts land at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, which is what gives the category its $60 to $150 band. The brand also runs a Mystery Shorts item at about $50 as a standing clearance mechanic, so the floor can dip below that band when stock needs clearing. Each of these figures were taken from what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and this label re-prices with drops.

What else is cut from denim and workwear

The shorts are not where the denim ends if that is why you are here, though they are the only denim short. Black, Blue and Tan are the colors on the ALOCS Denim Jacket at about $300 each, and the ALOCS Carpenter Pants run in the same three colors at the same price. As a full-length companion for the cargo short, those carpenter pants are the closest the catalogue gets, and they carry the same waist-based sizing logic. Sitting next to the denim is a workwear line built on Dickies bodies, including the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. One is a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill and the other is raw weight in cotton, so that blend is the giveaway that workwear and denim are different propositions here. Across the whole range the construction signals stay constant, the signature yellow woven label appearing garment after garment in the brand’s own copy. Product copy adds that the pieces are made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there, a real cost input at these prices.

A glance across the lineup

Nothing but what the brand publishes goes into the table below, and nothing beyond it. The cell says so rather than guessing at a number wherever a product page gives no fabric weight or flat measurement. Drawn from the brand’s own store as of September 2026, the prices will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. Because this label publishes fit notes per product, that is how they appear here, and they are not uniform across the catalogue. The denim short is the only entry with a full published measurement table, which is why it carries the most detail. Before choosing a size, read it as a shortlist and then open the individual listing for the style you want.

Style Cost Published measurements or material Fit note
Double Cup Cargo Shorts about $150, listed from $300 as compare-at 14 oz denim; from S 29.5″ waist / 7.75″ inseam up to 2XL 37.5″ / 9.5″ True to size; size up one for oversized
Glocc, Mexico Glocc, USA Glocc Shorts roughly $150 each as listed Not separately listed Check the product note
Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts about $150 Not separately listed Check the note on the product page
Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts around $150 Not separately published by the brand Read the product note
ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts around $150 Not separately published by the brand Check the note on the product page
Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts roughly $150 Not separately listed Check the note on the product page
Classic Sweat Shorts around $150 Not separately listed Check the note on that product
Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts roughly $100 Not separately stated Check the product page note
Women’s Booty Shorts about $60 or so Not separately listed True to size, as published
ALOCS Denim Jacket, Black, Blue, Tan about $300 apiece Denim; the weight is not separately published Sized by letter
ALOCS Carpenter Pants, Black, Blue, Tan roughly $300 apiece Denim; weight not separately published Sized by waist, from 28 to 44

Read the waist rather than the letter when sizing

Waist measurement, running 28 to 44, is how denim and workwear are sold at this label, and it removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. The Double Cup Cargo Shorts carry a full flat table: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. The inseam grows half an inch per size, which keeps the short roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows rather than dropping toward the knee. Explicit fit guidance comes with this style: it runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one. That single step is the whole instruction, so going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized. The rest of the shorts rail mostly does not publish measurements, which means the per-product fit sentence is the only guidance you get. It is also worth stating plainly that the brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on its store, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.

The searches people actually run

The word jorts is what a large share of the traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives typing, and it needs handling carefully. It is not used by the brand, anywhere, on any product page or in any product name. The only denim short in the catalogue is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, which is what searchers mean by it, so the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. None of the spellings people type are the brand’s own, and the brand name itself runs the same pattern, coming out as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses. In practical terms that matters, because a lot of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all. Garment checks are the ones that work: the yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue. Anyone shopping alocs clothing in person has the Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St or the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd, while anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.